CRÉME FLESH RELEASE "FOR YOUR ASS ONLY"

 

PRESS RELEASE:

CRÈME FLESH – FOR YOUR ASS ONLY

LABEL: COMATOSE MUSIC

RELEASE DATE: APRIL 3rd 2026

With the world teetering on the brink of absolute destruction, what we need is a hero – or even better, four of them – and with serendipitous good fortune, out of the great white north come Canadian secret agents of slam, Crème Flesh! Returning after the successful 2023 operation: Casablumpkin, they are licensed to blast, brutalize and wield pornographic puns like deadly weapons! All too often in the world of extreme music an offensive song title or a humorous soundbite is used to disguise a spectacular lack of musical ability…but not with Crème Flesh. With these maniacs you can laugh, be offended and get blown to bits by some of the most severely savage brutal death metal you will ever hear, executed with clinical precision. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to survive the ten tracks of bowel-rupturing, cranium crushing brutality that is…For Your Ass Only!

Beginning with the crisp, accomplished assault of ‘Field Of Creams’, For Your Ass Only quickly demonstrates just how deadly serious the music behind its over the top song titles really is. The riffs are impeccable, the vocals beyond monstrous, the drumming superbly skilled and the tempo shifts from a mid-paced, bone splintering grind to insane, frenzied velocities navigated with a slick, deceptive nonchalance. ‘Lake Flaccid’ begins with a carefully selected quote from the film Lake Placid before unleashing a landslide of punishing heaviness, while ‘Sleepless On Cialis’ is the kind of groove heavy pit anthem, grotesquely adorned in spurts of wanton aggression, that is designed for live violence. From the crawling beast that is ‘The Gapes Of Wrath’ to the twisted insanity of ‘Jagged Little Penis’, For Your Ass Only is utterly relentless - reaching a cataclysmic climax with ‘Whores Of Perception’, where thick, pustulant riffs collide with a rhythm that’s as infected as it is infectious. It’s one hell of a conclusion to an album that’s a masterclass in slamming, brutal death metal. Come for the jokes but stay for Crème Flesh’s unquestionable massive killing capacity.

Complete with a sound that combines intimidating muscle and shocking clarity, thanks to producer Geoff Hodsman (Human Compost, Apegod etc) and brilliantly realised artwork courtesy of Krag (Paroxsihzem, Nuclearhammer etc), For Your Ass Only will begin its assignment of subversion and devastation on April 3rd, under the command of Comatose Music. This press release will self-destruct in five seconds…

Line-up:

Matt Hilden - Vocals

Rory Kennedy - Bass

Sophokles Theodoru - Guitar

Allen L. - Drums

Genre: Slam/Brutal Death Metal

For fans of: Devourment | Kraanium | Vulvectomy | Korpse

Further Information:

https://www.facebook.com/Cremeflesh

https://www.instagram.com/cremefleshslam

https://www.comatosemusic.com/

https://instagram.com/comatose_music

HORIZON OF AEONS RELEASE NEW SINGLE: "UNTIL THE DARKNESS CLAIMS US"

 

PRESS RELEASE:

The Finnish dark metal band Horizon of Aeons are set to release their debut album, Timeless Forms of Desolation, on 29 May 2026 via Inverse Records. The second single 'Until the Darkness Claims Us', is unleashed today and it's available on all essential streaming services: https://push.fm/fl/horizon-of-aeons-darkness

The band comments:

"The title of the song is taken from the book written by Sarah J. Maas. The lyrics are loosely based on that story. The vow of absolute loyalty and brotherhood binds us to one another until our very last breath. The doomy atmosphere in the first part of the song is crushingly heavy, but only momentarily until the melodic relief comes. Later in the song, the heaviness returns, followed by beautiful melodies from keyboards and guitar, and the outro features three consecutive key modulations. This is something you don’t hear every day in metal music."

BIOGRAPHY:

Horizon of Aeons is a gothic dark metal band founded in 2024, bringing together seasoned musicians from the Finnish metal scene. The band consists of Miska Lehtivuori (vocals, guitar), Ville Pekkala (guitar), Pekka Venho (bass), and Pekka Jokela (drums). These members have a rich history of playing together in various bands (Fall of the Leafe, Ablaze in Hatred, Searing Meadow, Mormânt De Snagov, Leaflet, Jackie’s Land), which laid the foundation for their cohesive and powerful sound.

Horizon of Aeons’ musical influences are as diverse as the members’ extensive  backgrounds in the metal scene. Each member brings a wealth of experience from their  previous bands, contributing to the band’s unique sound.

Together, these musicians create a sound that is both intense and melodic, drawing from a wide array of metal subgenres. Their influences span across various styles, allowing them to craft a distinctive musical identity that is uniquely their own. This blend of experience and inspiration results in a sound that is both familiar and innovative, pushing the boundaries of gothic dark metal.

Themes and Lyrics

Horizon of Aeons’ lyrics delve deeply into the dark and complex concept of time and its relentless progression. Their songs often explore the infinite future contrasted with the finite past, creating a haunting and introspective atmosphere. The band masterfully weaves themes of existence and memory into their music, painting vivid pictures of a world where time is both a creator and a destroyer.

In addition, Horizon of Aeons touches on themes of cosmic forces, often using esoteric and mystical imagery. They explore the inherent inclinations of humanity, the seductive nature of sin, and the purifying power of darkness. This adds a layer of depth to their music, as they challenge conventional beliefs and embrace the darker aspects of existence.

Overall, the band’s lyrics are a profound exploration of time, existence, and the human condition, offering listeners a journey through the infinite and the ephemeral.

Debut Release

Horizon of Aeons’ debut album titled Timeless Forms of Desolation is set to be released through Inverse Records in 2026. Their first single, Haunting Presence, is already available on all digital platforms, showcasing a tantalizing preview of their dark, atmospheric sound through a condensed single edit.

LISTEN to the first single Kairos: https://push.fm/fl/horizon-of-aeons-kairos

Horizon of Aeon - Until the Darkness Claims Us (Single 2026)

-Composed by Miska Lehtivuori, Ville Pekkala, Pekka Venho & Pekka Jokela

-Lyrics by Miska Lehtivuori & Ville Pekkala

-Mixed & mastered by Miska Lehtivuori

-ISRC: FIP6B2600006

-Single cover by Vivia Lehtivuori

Horizon of Aeon - Timeless Forms of Desolation  (Album 2026)

Track list: 

1. Kairos

2. Aedis Tenebrae 

3. Ghosts Transcending

4. Devilish Mist of Deformed 

5. 1846 (The Ones Beneath)

6. Until the Darkness Claims Us

7. Spectral Echoes

8. Haunting Presence  

-Album cover by Miska Lehtivuori

CD PRE-ORDERS from Inverse Store. 

Line-up:

Miska Lehtivuori – Vocals, Guitars

Ville Pekkala – Guitars

Pekka Venho – Bass

Pekka Jokela – Drums

Links: 

https://www.facebook.com/horizonofaeons

https://www.instagram.com/horizonofaeons 

https://horizonofaeons.bandcamp.com